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Mostly Rakosy, cause he's a fountain of dry wit and puns, + additional and some ;D

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Post by berber 2009-09-17, 20:18

Student:
But there’s still orange crap on my pants.

Rakosy:
Then you have issues.




Wodchis:
If you misbehave, we’ll have a wild rave party after the janitors
leave and you can run in the hallways waving your glow sticks.




Rakosy:
We’re being exploited by the British...abused!




Sywanyk:
I love to crap the rhythms!




Rakosy:
Who said cowboys? What’s wrong with you?




Student
(high-pitched voice): Mommy mommy! Come help me!

Rakosy:
One day your voice will change.




Rakosy:
Send your homelies after the South African farmers!




Rakosy
(on Quebec license plates): Je me souviens...that means I
remember...when France left us in 1763.




Rakosy:
Are you two holding hands again? Stop touching each other!
There’ll be time for that after school.




Rakosy:
The French Canadians didn’t think of South Africa as a brother.
More like an illegitimate son.



Rakosy: We are in a windowless asylum. Don't make me shut the blinds.



Rakosy: David, why don't you go sit in the corner?



Student: Then we can send beavers after them!

Rakosy: Yes because beavers love eating human beings.
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Post by Ellen Liang. 2009-09-21, 21:43

lols. rakosy is hilarious XD
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Post by ekamjot 2009-10-06, 22:51

mr. wodchis: authorative rule like kings, dictators and juntas

students: mr. wodchis it's pronounced [h]unta not junta

mr.wodchis: don't tell your spanish teacher

student: actually our english mr.sommerfelt teacher told us

mr.wodchis: does he actually teach you or talk about basketball all the time?

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Post by ekamjot 2009-10-06, 22:59

rakosy: is david going to leadership

students: no

rakosy: david all drive you all the way up there, just go!

also he always says "needless to say"

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Post by Rylo 2009-10-14, 21:54

Context - MMUN meetings if Steve or Urvashi screws up in a big way or small

"Mufti wouldn't have made that mistake"
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Post by Rylo 2009-10-14, 21:56

Context - me giving him the receipt for the MMUN pens

Mr. Rakosy: *laughs*

me: what do you expect... u do business in China its going to be in Chinese

Mr. Rakosy: "I know... I just thinking of the face Mr. Baytor will make when he sees this"
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Post by berber 2009-10-14, 23:15

oh lol was the receipt in chinese?
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Post by Rylo 2009-10-15, 15:53

yep
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Post by ekamjots 2009-10-15, 20:23

in class we were watching a war movie: pachendaele?

david: it should be spelt PASSIONdale

shailaja tells ms. kariko he said it 3 times

ms.Kariko that is 2 times too many
SHailaja: that is 3 times too many

in a love making scene Mr. Rakosy says
OH no! they are planning an invasion
class.....

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Post by ekamjot 2009-10-15, 22:00

mr. wodchis calls mr. rakosy "uber pun miser"

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Post by Ellen Liang. 2009-10-15, 22:02

LOL at the reciept.
and the mufti.
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Post by Eka 2009-10-15, 22:45

oh speaking of rakosy. fron grade 10, and thus probably not valid:
"Oliver! There's manlove in this!"
Looong loooong, but freaking priceless story. ask ryan.
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Post by ekamjot 2009-10-16, 22:12

today when he started class he was talking about the battle of passchendaele

he says by the way class the math equation on the board is for passchendaele u=passchendaele and 2u= the germans because they're coming to you

later he says for your test everything is on it
student"what's everything"

rakosy "EVERYTHING!!! i'm even going to your grade 8 teacher and asking what you learned"

javar "i wouldn't go there it'll eat you!!"

student "robin barnes"

javar "who said that vile name?"

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Post by Eka 2009-10-16, 22:27

LOL ms barnes >_<
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Post by berber 2009-10-16, 23:43

lol...mrs.barnes XD
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Post by Rylo 2009-10-17, 01:29

hehehe... gr. 10 history... interesting times...
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Post by berber 2009-10-20, 20:31

Rakosy: Look at Martin Luther King Jr. Worship him.
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Post by ekamjot 2009-10-21, 09:26

so when the germans captured a canadian soldier they staretd asking him questiins
the canadian kept answer tic to every question
so the german soldier says "Oh we have ways of making you TOC"

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Post by Eka 2009-10-21, 20:43

ahaha. typical moment for a rakosy induced meeting of head and desk.
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Post by ekamjot 2009-10-22, 22:58

i dont getr this one

rakosy: talking about ww1 naval ships or something

that's NAVAL not NAVEL. That's a different issue. It involves oranges and that topic's not a pealing

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Post by ekamjot 2009-10-22, 22:59

student: if i laugh harder will you make me pass
Rakosy: OUT

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Post by ekamjot 2009-10-22, 23:01

rakosy: but.... cause ww1 involved a lot of big butts

on the topic of butts
rakosy: (talking about red baron's death)
the best ace got shot in the end and that was the END of him

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Post by ekamjot 2009-10-22, 23:02

today he heard about vow of silence and was excited that our class might shut up for once and begged mr.maxwell to make it a day 1 or 3

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Post by ekamjot 2009-10-28, 00:02

rakosy (randomly talking about rats): Yes, the American rats were so big they could have travelled across the border to have Mexican food... like small chihuahuas!

Rakosy: the rats in the trenches had 800 babies
Student: They were promiscuous!
Rakosy: Yes, because the biggest problems with rats in WW1 were them being promiscuous!

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Post by ekamjot 2009-10-28, 18:09

rakosy: Javar turn around
Kate: why is it javar not david?
Rakosy: because i saw javar sticking a pen in david's face
Javar: that was my finger!!!

Rakosy: (talking about pacifists)
Javar: what if im a pacifist in turning around.... an antiturnists
Rakosy: an INTERN!
Students:.....hahha
Rakosy: a few lightbulbs just went on in this class

on the test
Rakosy: someone in this class put black race instead of black flight

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Post by ekamjot 2009-10-28, 18:10

rakosy: today we were supposed to have a student teacher and if you think i'm energetic this guy is something. He is french-canadian
students: kill him!!!!!
Rakosy: maybe that's why he didn't come

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Post by ekamjot 2009-10-28, 18:15

rakosy: (talking about how many able bodied men volunteered in ww1)
63% of ontarians
92% of albertans
Djordje: everyone volunteered expect the two french canadians there
Rakosy: 81% saskatchewan
20% quebec
Student: how about NWT?
Rakosy: the only guy there was cold so he didn't volunteer
.....10min later
Rakosy: borden passed the military voters act where soldiers overseas could vote and yes abdullah the 20% french canadians could also vote
student: but their votes wuld get lost on the boat

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Post by ekamjot 2009-10-28, 18:16

Rakosy: AMr.sommerfelt and i were talking about students in this class and how we both can't pronounce your name
Shailaja: really? i thought Mr. Sommerfelt knew my name
Rakosy: no he just calls you someone or something or you.....

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Post by Chelsea Humphries 2009-11-17, 19:30

"Medieval torture was such a wonderful thing." - Mr. Rakosy
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Post by Chelsea Humphries 2009-11-17, 19:34

Mr Rakosy: "...Frederick the Great was very tolerant of other religions. He allowed many different kinds of people to practice their religion in Prussia during his rule."
Anthony: "What about the Rastafarians?"
Mr Rakosy: "Except for the Rastafarians. Many people don't know about the Prussian Rastafarians in the 1700s; they were completely wiped out by Freddie."
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Post by ekamjot 2009-11-17, 21:55

MR.rakosy talking about winnipeg general strike
.... everyone was on strike
... even the firemen .... and the bakers because they wanted more dough!

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Post by ekamjot 2009-11-17, 21:57

Rakosy: (talking about ww1 on the home front)
NO..... there was no Hini back then
class? Hini sir?
Rakosy: i meant h1n1...... i though they were I's

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Post by Chelsea Humphries 2010-01-06, 20:36

Mr Rakosy: "No, cows don't make beer!"
Someone: "But if Napolean had brought a zoologist to Egypt they could have bred some beer-cows!"
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Post by ekamjot 2010-01-28, 21:02

David: JAVAR (holds up math calculator)
rakosy: david put down your weapon of MATHDESTRUCTION!!

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Post by WangRY 2010-01-30, 19:42

lol
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