Davies' Quotes

does anyone have any tape.
oh, there's tape here.
I don't like this tape.
I'm going to use my tape.
my tape is better.

it started with "does anyone have any tape. oh, there's tape here. i dont like this tape, etc"

I'm editing it then

"It's like jumping into the abysss of hell. You go down and down and you never stop."

"Or, you could assume the fence was made of antimatter, and then it would have negative length"

im getting rather attached to davies. hes so funny sometimes XD

he said something about the abyss of nothingness?
does anyone remember?

it's the infinite abyss of hell

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above ^ its abyss
apparently i spell it with 3 s-es...

(after breaking numerous pieces of chalk)
"This chalk is like expired"

"It's like a mass wedding. I declare you all married!"

"1 is with 5 but has something on the side with -6, and 3 is with 2, but likes spending time with himself"

"A narcissist is a guy that loves himself. I'm not a narcissist, but I'm going to talk about myself anyways."

"Maybe people steal varnish to get high off it"

we should have a page dedicated to davies. XD

LOLOL

wow he's pretty funny!
Yay for teachers that can actually make us laugh before failing us=P

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nooooo *headdesk*

with "K stands for phosphorus", the lowest real mark i have ever recieved in high school, refusal to give out part marks (and i dont mean half marks, i mean out of 3. its 0 or 3), and the worst bitchiest explanation of why i lost marks i have ever recieved (arban and mr anderson taken into consideration), i now refuse to quote stalk him any more. oh wait, thats right, i dont even get credit for doing the majority of quote stalking anyways. i would also kick his ass, but that would probably get me expelled.

wtf. he decreased a mark cuz u put k as a variable?

no, K is in the element on the periodic table. as in potassium.

Quizzes are like delta x in the limit of your life

"K stands for phosphorus"??

Okay, I'm pretty sure that K is potassium XD and you got a mark off :O?

yes, my sister's (gr 9!) class had an element test, and they were asking him. and so apparently he doesnt know his elements. he also doesnt know what sigma is. i first learnt what it was from the calc text. *headdesk*

-people laughing really loudly in corner during band class-
Davies: "okay guys what now? did someone have a huge wind or something what's the matter?"
Student #1: (while laughing) "yea...it was REALLY LOUD"
Davies: "oh well i was going to say "suck it up" but that'd be kind of wrong...anyways~"

LMAO

LOL THAT'S REALLY FUNNY

i swear to god honestly never pays off.
im just going to remind myself here.

so, one questions is find the function of distance relative to the north wall. im stupid and illterate and didnt see that. i did it relative to the south. my bad, really.
next question, use eqn to find distance realtive to north wall at given time. i solve using eqn, which gives me answer relative to south wall. statement written adjusted so its relative to north.
i tell him, that my answer isnt really wrong, but my i know my eqn is wrong, and i honestly didnt read the question. he goes, okay, so youre right here, and gives me the mark back for the second part. then he proceeds to go, oh but you didnt follow instructions, so im going to take an extra half mark off the first one.
excuse my language. but WHAT THE FLYING FUCK? i tell him that i honestly made a mistake, i didnt read the question properly. and he what? HE FUCKING TAKES AN EXTRA HALF MARK OFF? BECAUSE I WAS HONEST AND TOLD HIM I MADE A MISTAKE? and it wasnt as if i hadnt already lost a mark for the making the equation wrong. if i hadnt lost a mark, fine, so be it. but reading it wrong only meant i left out a negative. and id already lost a mark. so what the fuck? not even like the equation is wrong. i even stated it was from the south wall. apparently hes dyslexic and didnt read that. so if anything, i lose one mark for doing it in the wrong direction.
if anyone can possibly explain to me how this is even remotely reasonable, please do. but not like anything could ever redeem him in my eyes.